Top 5 Celebrities you would canoodle with: Go.
[yes. that's how a lot of our conversations transpire. a topic followed by a command to "go". it's not always successful communication. imagine that.]
For some reason I had no problem coming up with my Top 5. [that was after, of course, we actually defined what we meant by "canoodle".] My friends on the other hand, I don't think even finished their lists - as if they'd never even thought about it. [as if.]
Since I'm feeling particularly gratuitous today, I thought that I'd share my list with you. Everyone likes pretty faces.
That darn Nicholas Sparks ruined this guy for women everywhere. And then some genius in Hollywood made him a womanizing jerk with an Old Fashioned in his hand and I was sunk. [i have a thing for jerks.] But really, he's nice to look at.
I have no reasonable explanation for this one. He's funny. I like funny.
Ok. Ok. Ok. He's not the best actor and Nicholas Sparks has his claws in this guy too, but gosh - he's got those great lips. And he looks a lot like someone I used to know.
As one of my new favorite bloggers so wonderfully said this week: "I'm really into this theme of getting Tim Riggins on the big screen. Kudos, America." Come on, along with every other female in the free world, I just like this guy. I like football-playing-looking guys. And he has those great lips, too. He is Canadian though, and that most likely would never work for this Texas girl. [good thing we're just talking pretty faces and not real life, right? right.]
And at the #1 celebrity that I would canoodle with is....
What a dreamboat. [oi! those lips.]
I rattled off these names rather quickly and it wasn't until after I looked up all these pictures that I've learned a few things about myself:
1. Apparently I like a guy with scruff.
2. I also apparently like a guy with out of control eyebrows.
3. I also seem to like a guy with one squinty eye. [it is kind of cute]
4. I have thought entirely too much about unrealistic things.
Alas, a girl can dream.